Reason why I shouldn't go home for the holidays: Mum goes bonkers.
I spoil my mum, I really do. I love her lots, despite the endless amount of times she manages to embarrass me in public, and despite her inconstant mood, and despite how she's oh-so strict on me.
Besides all of that, she is my mother and I spoil her and that makes her get attached to me and it's. the. reason. why. she. won't. stop. sending. me. owls.